Talk Dirty to Me!

Calling all you Dirty Bitches! Come out tonight and celebrate the relaunch of DIRTY BITCH at White Noise hosted by your very Zac Weiss and Jarrett Edward! See you there!!!

Clownin' Around

Birthday boy, Matthew Herra C

Below is a stunning review of last night's festivities by the lovely Kevin Novinski. Enjoy!

If there was anywhere to be this passed Tuesday night it was definitely Markko Donto’s WOLF Party thrown weekly at Le Souk on LaGuardia Place, which is normally a mostly quiet street between Bleecker and Houston. I had stopped off at Amanda Lepore’s Penthouse Party earlier in the hopes of showing a visiting friend, Alex Rupp, what NYC nightlife was all about. Disappointment filled me as I looked around to see the room half empty. (It’s midnight already. Where the Hell is everybody?)
Screw it! I decided to head over to Le Souk to check out the scene. What I found was an entirely packed house mixed with various personalities: New Club Kids, Punks, Goths, Geeks, Rock N’ Rollers, Ravers… the list goes on and on. I was greeted by up and coming nightlife personalities and guest hosts, Zac Weiss and Jarrett Edward (I wish other nightlife hosts took a few pointers from these two as they certainly know how to make a guest feel welcome). Tonight was a late celebration for the ultra-fabulous and well painted Matthew Herra C who has become quite the fixture on the scene.
Making my rounds I spoke with Demanda Dahling and Chip Cirrhosis who always know how to look as fashionably fierce as possible. Our resident DJ Monikkr and guest DJ Rekles kept the entire crowd going all evening and well into the early morning hours. It truly amazed me how well everyone got along despite coming from different areas and backgrounds.
Attendees were treated to three performances MCed by none other than Liquid Blonde front man Tyler Stone. First up was Krystal Something-Something who, along with four cohorts, performed a dance number that culminated with all of them circling and gyrating on the dance floor. Next up was the always sexy and bitchin’ Gerry Visco singing two original songs entitled “How to Be a Top” and “The Gerry Party” as she stripped off numerous layers of clothing each becoming more revealing than the last. She surprised me even when she decided to grab me from the audience and basically mount me in front of everyone all the while asking me if I was a “top or bottom.” Thanks, Gerry. To round out the acts came Kaenesha with two great big balls of fire hanging from chains as she danced around to Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus.” (Have I died and gone to Club Heaven?)
What started off as a quiet Tuesday night turned into pure unadulterated entertainment and mayhem closing out at four in the morning. I knew Tuesdays were the new Friday night out and this party proved that notion correct. See You Next Tuesday!

Gerry Visco
Worm and Jess
Gerry Visco
Alex Rupp and Kevin Novinski
Zac Weiss
Charmin Ultra
Ryan James
Ashley Von Lau
Matty Glitterati
Charmin Ultra and Krystal Something-Something
Markko Donto

Herra*C's Birthday Party!


James St. Who?

There's nothing worse than being let down by someone who claims to be"the original" at what you do. This was the case last night at Club Party Monster at Webster Hall. The flyer boasted nightlife legends such as Superstar Dj Keoki and host James St. James but as the night went on, neither were to be found. In fact no club kids were to be found besides ourselves. Eventually as the clocked ticked away Astro Erle arrived, being the only original club kid, as well as the only other person dressed up. As word got out that James St. James would not be arriving we were asked to dance on stage to keep the crowd entertained. We then had to deal with brutish dimwitted security (pictured below) who would refuse us access to the stage, forcefully pushing us back, giving us the middle finger, and then refusing to give us his name (for fear of loosing his job). "Superstar"  DJ Keoki finally took to the stage at 3:15am instead of midnight as promised, after the majority of the crowd had already left. We were not treated with respect by any worker, including the incompetent girls at the front desk(pictured below) who would not give us the proper wrist bands to sit at our table in the VIP area, rude. 
Overall we had fun because we were surrounded by our gracious friends, but Webster Hall is by far one of the most disrespectful and abusive venues in all of NYC. We DO NOT recommend ever going there unless you plan on attending TRASH! in the studio where the people are genuine and there to have a good time. 
Iggy Berlin and Jarrett Edward
Zac Weiss
The worst desk workers in the city. 

On Top at The Standard

Rhyan Hamilton
Jarrett Edward and Alberto Cortes
Alaska Thunderfuck and Veruca la'Piranha
Raquel Reed (right)
Jarrett Edward and Zac Weiss
Susanne Bartsch
Sharon Needles and Jordan Fox

Amanda Lepore's Penthouse

Amanda Lepore
Last Tuesday was the grand opening of Amanda Lepore's Penthouse. All of New York nightlife was out in full force for Amanda's new weekly party at the Gansevoort Hotel. Legendary performer Joey Arias took to the stage around 1 am to perform an impromptu song specifically for the event. The multi-room venue was filled with performances and party goers dancing on platforms in over the top outfits.  The party is hosted by Amanda Lepore, Kenny Kenny, and Joey Israel. Due to some "difficulties" the rooftop was not open for guests as promised. Kenny Kenny abruptly left the party due to these "difficulties." All in all the drama was put to the side and the party was a blast in classic Amanda Lepore fashion.

Zac Weiss
Gerry Visco
Jarrett Edward